Top 11 Questions for Bicycle Cops

11. Nice helmet. Did your mom make you wear it?

10. If you arrest me, do I have to ride to jail on the handlebars?

9. Do you get as many chicks as bicycle firemen?

8. Do you deliver papers on your way to work?

7. Is the theme song from "Rad" on your flip phone?

6. When you were a rookie did your bike have training wheels?

5. Do cops have tandem bikes in case you ever need backup?

4. Why are there no bicycle detectives?

3. Do you ever put cards in the spokes to sound wicked cool?

2. Are you concerned that your vehicle can be easily disabled by a stick or broom-handle?

1. When your partner stands on the pegs and grips your shoulders, do you each get a boner?

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